Conservative AF Unscented Soy Candle
Finally… a candle that doesn’t stink of soy lattes.
This unscented soy candle keeps it simple — just a clean, long burn without the frills. Perfect for patriots who don’t need fancy scents to set the mood.
✅ 100% soy wax – clean burn, no woke fragrances
✅ Unscented – smells like freedom (and nothing else)
✅ Conservative AF design – guaranteed to spark conversations
✅ Great gift for patriots, gag gift for libs
Light it up after a long day of triggering liberals online, or gift it to a friend who appreciates the joke.
Because sometimes the best scent is no nonsense. 🇺🇸
More details
- Soy wax
- Cotton wick
- 3.76″ × 3.13″ (95 × 79 mm) glass vessel
- Product weight: 1.2 lbs (570 g)
- Unscented, has a pleasant natural aroma
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Conservative AF
- Email: cavria-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the fire safety requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
- 3.76″ × 3.13″ (95 × 79 mm) glass vessel
- Product weight: 1.2 lbs (570 g)
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.