Conservative AF Gear
For the bold, the based, and the fed-up.
I used to be one of them.
I voted blue, watched the news, and trusted the narrative—until they came for my kids. That’s when I woke up. Now I’m proud to be Conservative AF.
I created this shop to help patriots push back without saying a word. Every hat, hoodie, and mug here is a big, bold middle finger to the woke machine.
We’re not backing down. We’re not alone. And we’re definitely not afraid to laugh while we fight.
Join me—and let’s make woke go broke 🇺🇸
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⭐ What Real Patriots Are Saying ⭐
“Bought this hat, wore it to the DMV. Got two high fives and a dirty look. 10/10.”
– Chad, Probably
“This hoodie made my testosterone spike. My wife got pregnant again.”
– Verified Dad
“Finally, a mug that speaks louder than a blue-haired barista.”
– Based Grandma
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