Conservative AF Water Bottle

kr 364,31 NOK

Stay hydrated, stay free. This Conservative AF water bottle is tough, reusable, and ready for whatever your day throws at you — from the gym to the range, or just surviving another round of liberal tears.

✅ Durable design – built to last through workouts, hikes, and everyday use
✅ Spill-proof cap – because patriots don’t waste
✅ Large capacity – keeps you fueled all day
✅ Conservative AF design – hydration with a statement

Whether you’re lifting, running, traveling, or just flexing your patriot pride, this bottle has your back. Because freedom isn’t free, but your water should be. 💧🇺🇸

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More details

  • BPA-free Tritan® Renew 50% recycled material
  • 25 oz. (739 ml)
  • Dimensions: 10″ × 3″ (25.4 × 7.62 cm)
  • Stain, shatter, and odor-resistant
  • Leak-proof mouthpiece cover and spill-proof bite valve
  • Pivoting carry handle

Size & Fit

  • Dimensions: 10″ × 3″ (25.4 × 7.62 cm)

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.